Unspoken Conversations are the topics that are often swept under the carpet, whispered amongst the closest of friends and bitched about by many. I want to create awareness about difficult things that people face in life; grief, mental health, money, illnesses, family troubles, relationship difficulties and putting yourself first. I want to tell the truth about things that really matter.

Monday, 4 March 2013

Hairy Fro Down Below?


Yup, I went THERE. Down THERE, there. 

Yes that place were cobwebs maybe spun, depending on how you play your cards, or where babies are born, or no man has ever gone before if you're a nun. 

Your v-jay, jay (or your misus's if you're a guy reading this!)

What is acceptable down there in the maintenance department?

Are females expected to own their own belt full of battery and hand operated tools to trim the hedge, or blow out the leaves, or chainsaw down the forest?

Is it okay to let the garden go a la natural and flourish in full daylight (well, depending on whether you wear knickers or not) aka 70s porn style?

Or are girls expected to create a runway that's given more maintenance then the Heathrow airport?

Should you shave, wax or use hair removal cream?

How much is too much? I mean, hopefully people at least trim the sides, for no one wants to see someone smuggling a golliwog down their bather bottoms at the beach!

Surely waxing is better? I mean, less hair grows down there over time, it reduces the chances of ingrown hairs, and you only have to spread your legs and share the news to your beauty therapist once every 6 weeks?

But Ohhhmergoooordddddd - have you ever given it a whirl? Let me tell you ladies and gentleman, it ain't no joy ride that's for sure. And the parts you'd think would hurt, you know those bits underneath? Let me tell you, they're the easy bits - yup, you heard right...it's the main landing strip that hurts the most!

But shaving, down there? Really? Mise well shove a porcupine down your pants! Seriously, no one wants to be doing the waddle as you try to rub your inner thighs together to get some release from the serious itching going on down in the undergarment department!

Just what is acceptable? And to who? Let's face it, most of the time I don't think men are too fussy about the plants in your front garden, if you know what I mean!

I guess it just comes down to personal preference.

How do you maintain your vegetation?

Haha (yes this post is very tongue in cheek, so sorry if you get offended...actually no I'm not, you should've stopped reading at the title!) haha

Look after yourself and those around you,

Kirsty xxxx

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